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Train Demotivational Poster




TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am
yes, That IS spellchecked


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...

ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.

DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating

TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"



TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am


TAGS: train fail kitd
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:44 pm
If the siding is spaced just right, they can reverse the direction of the car.
Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:47 pm
For some reason, I just love this one. . . Still can't work out why. . . ?!

EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast

TAGS: fast emo train
Rating: 2.73/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 3:41 pm
Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm
I hope the train goes slow. When they go fast the sound will drown out the screaming.
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:49 pm
although its true that the idea is overused, its not a terrible poster.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:58 pm
nice idea, but this 'emo-thing' is overused, sorry

PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!

TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


TAGS: you train i ll be in the bar
Rating: 4.91/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2010, 9:44 pm
forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
why train net 5 years of your lifetime to get 5 years more?!?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm

blame it on the open bar....and the old lady hitting on you.
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:27 pm
not a bad idea.. cept, I get seasick on the ferry from SF to Sausalito.. how would that work?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:18 pm

go on a cruise ship.....all inclusive, for around !1500.00 a month
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:17 pm
well, I was hoping for the extra 6 or 7 years.. in a nursing home.. at $3500 a month. See you at the gym
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:54 pm
Amsome! Hey air, you wanna hit the gym and die healthy? Me neither! 5L sir

SCAVENGERS - They're getting lazier...

TAGS: scavengers coyote train lazy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:00 am
Looks like every city transit bus I've ever sat in to me. (aside from the colour of the seat pads.)
CaptJosh - January 31, 2011, 4:40 pm
Was this picture taken in Portland, OR? Because that looks like the front of a car on our MAX (Metro Area Express) light rail system.

thomas the tank engine -

TAGS: thomas train wreck
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:05 pm
also known as the unaffordable care act

THOUGHT I WAS RIDING ON THE TRAIN TO HEAVEN - But I'm on the choo choo straight to hell

TAGS: choo train
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - November 9, 2012, 10:18 pm

Hello neighbor.

UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job

TAGS: job train
Rating: 3.58/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm
How the....

111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!

TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!

BASIC - It's all good.

TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...

ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm


DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose


TAGS: train light tunnel
Rating: 2.73/5

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Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm
Maybe 3
Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm
Well tried lol. 4L

NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them

DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.

TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?

Play Dumb -

TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm
Funny and probably true

BE GONE - Evil Creature

TAGS: evil creature gone train bucket
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 6:17 pm

This one has stuck with me since you posted it. It's perfect!~

EPIC FAIL - Seriously, how the heck did you manage that?

TAGS: fail train
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 6:17 am
You should upload this to Epic Fail Site

APRIL FOOLS - I was kidding when I said that it was clear to go!

interjection -

TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm
Now THAT’S a visual!

WTF - I don't remember eating that !!

TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am
LOL Very Funny Pic.


TAGS: lady train gentleman
Rating: 4.6/5

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Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Stunner...love your posters ...the usual 5L


COMMUNICATION - Did you get that memo that track 37-E is down?

SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?


TAGS: airsoft gun train
Rating: 2.57/5

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aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:43 pm
?, *spock eyebrow raise


TAGS: grunts training
Rating: 4.75/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:52 pm
I don't fear my officers...unless we are in garison.
Derek - May 13, 2011, 3:52 am
Ah yes, the Soviets approach. Sh** by Germans if you moved forward or by commissar-officers if you moved back.



TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!

TRAIN TRACKS - "Ladies and Gentleman we're coming to our stop up ahead... hey...w-wait, Oh Shit!"

TAGS: train tracks fail oh ****
Rating: 3.21/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:31 pm
Meh, you could have spun this a bit differently. Nice effort tho. 3L


SUCK IT UP! - Don't be a baby.

Meh -


life decisions -

TAGS: train crash car consequences decisions
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm
I must admit, this is partially Ph**oshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm

So sorry, sir... -

TAGS: india train
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - August 30, 2013, 3:04 pm
Dry heat is a fraking myth. I live in a flippin desert, and I a**ure you it's still all kinds of h**, and you do sweat... often profusely, unless you are fortunate / wise enough to hide indoors with AC.
GaryO - August 30, 2013, 7:32 am
It’s a dry heat. A squalid, fetid, dry heat.
K0rNb4LL - August 30, 2013, 2:12 am
Omg. That many people in tight quarters in the middle of the desert? The body odor inside that train must be atrocious.


TAGS: work train success
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:31 pm
N1 Sho - picture perfect
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2012, 6:35 pm
Although 'QuotiFakes' are more often than not crap... the picture suits the quote. 5L from me
Sho - August 14, 2012, 6:13 pm
been a while since I got a 2L xD


WELL - That's one way of training a dog. I wonder if they do them big enough to fit my wife's neck.

TAGS: dog training
Rating: 4.35/5

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deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:27 pm
the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:43 pm
do they come in double-D's?

SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.


I'm going off the rails on a crazy train -


TAGS: blonde train
Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 10:11 pm

d'oh...didn't see it
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 2:37 am


eighteen -

TAGS: blonde joke train
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 4, 2015, 4:11 am
Sick but a 5er anyways

WELL TRAINED - When I snap my fingers once They line up in formation When I do it twice ... NSFW !

TAGS: well trained
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:56 am


HAWAMLEH THE TANK ENGINE - Thomas didn't stand a chance.

TAGS: thomas hawamleh engine tribute train
Rating: 4.27/5

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Hawamleh - March 4, 2011, 11:35 am
I love doing kid's tv shows now that I took thomas' place, next episode. the goat train.


HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !

TAGS: husband train glass
Rating: 3.64/5

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Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, b****!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the f*** up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things

COURTING - It's my final offer. 6 pairs of my favorite trainers, for you daughter's hand in marriage.

TAGS: courting 6 trainers
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:20 pm
They look like Ugg boots. Obviously considered valuable currency to some.

WITNESS - the perfect storm

TAGS: sheen lohan trainwreck
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 5, 2012, 5:13 pm

is this shopped or did this actually occur? the mayan calendar doesn't end for a few more months...no. whoa....end game.



TAGS: owner trained
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 29, 2014, 7:03 pm

Well, at least there's that!~
MissPriss - September 29, 2014, 1:54 pm
Hey 1g I need a 5L placard for my ex that says I pee on trees...any ideas?
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:06 am
5L/Fav (woof)
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:05 am
Who’s a good boy....you are...oh, yes your are...now go pee in Vernie’s shoes....like I showed you
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:04 am
We wear the placard proudly.
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:03 am
HEY! Is it not the most epic litter box...EVER?! Is it not covered...at least with sprinkles?! aaaand...where else do you suggest, hmmmmmm?

Male or Female -


TAGS: ronnie biggs train robber
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - December 21, 2013, 6:48 pm
Won't be missed at all!

plunger hats -

Ummm -

Spawn -

Political Solutions -

TAGS: train bridge damage
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - April 16, 2014, 7:07 pm
There is a possibility that I may have had this picture in ph**oshop.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:38 am
Is that an optical illusion at or does the bridge actuall yhave no supports.

Off Peak -

when i grow up -

I'm the king of the wor....... -

deportment -

TAGS: train work jump
Rating: 4.69/5

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Personal Trainer -


TAGS: my train of thought derailed
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:54 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

that is pretty deep thinking there Haar


score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.

IN TRAINING - Future High School Bully



TAGS: training wheels
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:28 am
lol... good capture... this pic has been used also on poster evolution ;)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:33 am


tunnels -


TAGS: ray charles planes trains automobiles
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:11 am
Brother Ray!



SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.

TAGS: trains hide little boys screams
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm

PM 5150
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm
I thank you. I believe I had made the color mistake a few other times. won't go on.
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
5L 5150. Like others said tho, the dark blue is not a good font color to use. Amsome poster tho
pzykosiz - September 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
the jokes a bit hard to read cause of teh color but still 5L's
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
thank you for the advice.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:16 pm
I have an idea............... post will be in que
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:30 pm

there will always be haters & 1L bombers.
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm

5L despite having to turn all the lights off to read the tiny blue print.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 3:27 pm
Thanks. According to the votes, somebody seems to disagree. I wish people would leave tips and suggestions on mine even if they didnt like it. I don't revenge vote.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:01 pm

I gotta tell you, this one is great
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 2:59 pm
nope. I believe there are enough guys here covering the van angle. I just find it funny. I dont want to make every van joke into a tribute.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:43 pm

Profound.....something we need to know there 5150?


TRAINING ROOM - In Case You Want to Become a Jedi While Checking Out a Book at the Library

Constipation -



TAGS: proper training sets the stage
Rating: 3.42/5

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spacedog - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Honeymoon in Detroit.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
Love it.



TAGS: bear cavalry training boot camp
Rating: 3.15/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 9:46 pm
I'm just not seeing any reference to horsemanship.
mariand - December 29, 2012, 9:10 pm
nice play of words, Emilio...;)
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 8:46 pm

Restraint -

TAGS: dogs attack restraint
Rating: 3.14/5

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RAWR - March 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
rawr rawr rawr, why is everyone acting critic-y like? :O oh, my baby's are all grown up :>
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 4:50 pm
Makes ya go, "Hmm, what happens next? Does he do it? Tune in next time!" Brilliant picture.
Sean - October 13, 2008, 8:43 pm
This is great. Excellent delivery, and with a pic that doesn't do all the funny work for you. Love it. Bye.