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Train Demotivational Poster


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm, #257399
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm, #205000
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am, #204965
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am, #204964
yes, That IS spellchecked


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm, #231487
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm, #231474
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am, #114226
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am, #112987
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating


TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am, #227339

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"


AIR FORCE TRAINING -




LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm, #221889
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm, #221802
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am, #221770
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU -




COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm, #224231
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am, #224150
In5pired


INDECISION -


TAGS: train fail kitd
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:44 pm, #231011
If the siding is spaced just right, they can reverse the direction of the car.
Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:47 pm, #230306
For some reason, I just love this one. . . Still can't work out why. . . ?!


EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast


TAGS: fast emo train
Rating: 2.73/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 3:41 pm, #171678
Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm, #171664
I hope the train goes slow. When they go fast the sound will drown out the screaming.
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:49 pm, #171612
although its true that the idea is overused, its not a terrible poster.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:58 pm, #171568
nice idea, but this 'emo-thing' is overused, sorry


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am, #243526
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am, #216170
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm, #216155
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am, #151662
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am, #151655

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am, #151644
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am, #114571
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


RUNNERS HIGH -


TAGS: you train i ll be in the bar
Rating: 4.91/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2010, 9:44 pm, #195914
sweet
forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm, #195893
why train net 5 years of your lifetime to get 5 years more?!?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm, #195891

blame it on the open bar....and the old lady hitting on you.
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:27 pm, #195886
not a bad idea.. cept, I get seasick on the ferry from SF to Sausalito.. how would that work?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:18 pm, #195884

go on a cruise ship.....all inclusive, for around !1500.00 a month
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:17 pm, #195883
well, I was hoping for the extra 6 or 7 years.. in a nursing home.. at $3500 a month. See you at the gym
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:54 pm, #195882
Amsome! Hey air, you wanna hit the gym and die healthy? Me neither! 5L sir


SCAVENGERS - They're getting lazier...


TAGS: scavengers coyote train lazy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:00 am, #232303
Looks like every city transit bus I've ever sat in to me. (aside from the colour of the seat pads.)
CaptJosh - January 31, 2011, 4:40 pm, #211313
Was this picture taken in Portland, OR? Because that looks like the front of a car on our MAX (Metro Area Express) light rail system.


thomas the tank engine -


TAGS: thomas train wreck
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:05 pm, #250855
also known as the unaffordable care act


THOUGHT I WAS RIDING ON THE TRAIN TO HEAVEN - But I'm on the choo choo straight to hell


TAGS: choo train
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - November 9, 2012, 10:18 pm, #240474

Hello neighbor.


UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job


TAGS: job train
Rating: 3.5/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm, #190889
How the....


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm, #226423
If only that was just the length of the season!


BASIC - It's all good.


TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm, #136312
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am, #213957
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am, #203979
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am, #203901
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm, #203893

fantactic.


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am, #190741
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm, #183729
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm, #150633
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm, #150630
That is one big moose


THERE IS ALWAYS A LIGHT AT THE END OF A TUNNEL -


TAGS: train light tunnel
Rating: 2.73/5

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Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm, #220114
Maybe 3
Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm, #220113
Well tried lol. 4L


NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm, #161422
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.




Play Dumb -


TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm, #246116
Funny and probably true


BE GONE - Evil Creature


TAGS: evil creature gone train bucket
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 6:17 pm, #232034

This one has stuck with me since you posted it. It's perfect!~


EPIC FAIL - Seriously, how the heck did you manage that?


TAGS: fail train
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 6:17 am, #226366
You should upload this to Epic Fail Site


APRIL FOOLS - I was kidding when I said that it was clear to go!




interjection -


TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am, #257442
Lol
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm, #257428
Testing
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am, #253186
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm, #251647
Haha!
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am, #251630
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251628
Now THAT’S a visual!


WTF - I don't remember eating that !!


TAGS: baby poop train remember eating
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:39 am, #233915
LOL Very Funny Pic.


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: lady train gentleman
Rating: 4.6/5

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Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:20 pm, #242862
Stunner...love your posters ...the usual 5L


STAY WITHIN THE LINES -




COMMUNICATION - Did you get that memo that track 37-E is down?




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




AIRSOFT GUN -


TAGS: airsoft gun train
Rating: 2.57/5

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aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:43 pm, #131281
?, *spock eyebrow raise


DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: grunts training
Rating: 4.75/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:52 pm, #224163
I don't fear my officers...unless we are in garison.
Derek - May 13, 2011, 3:52 am, #218514
Ah yes, the Soviets approach. Sh** by Germans if you moved forward or by commissar-officers if you moved back.


THE SHIP -




HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am, #122566
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


TRAIN TRACKS - "Ladies and Gentleman we're coming to our stop up ahead... hey...w-wait, Oh Shit!"


TAGS: train tracks fail oh ****
Rating: 3.21/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:31 pm, #188880
Meh, you could have spun this a bit differently. Nice effort tho. 3L


WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




SUCK IT UP! - Don't be a baby.




Meh -




FRIENDSHIP -




life decisions -


TAGS: train crash car consequences decisions
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am, #251698
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm, #251688
I must admit, this is partially Ph**oshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm, #251683
Dang!


So sorry, sir... -


TAGS: india train
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - August 30, 2013, 3:04 pm, #249204
Dry heat is a fraking myth. I live in a flippin desert, and I a**ure you it's still all kinds of h**, and you do sweat... often profusely, unless you are fortunate / wise enough to hide indoors with AC.
GaryO - August 30, 2013, 7:32 am, #249201
It’s a dry heat. A squalid, fetid, dry heat.
K0rNb4LL - August 30, 2013, 2:12 am, #249198
Omg. That many people in tight quarters in the middle of the desert? The body odor inside that train must be atrocious.


EXERTION -


TAGS: work train success
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238420
N1 Sho - picture perfect
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2012, 6:35 pm, #238418
Although 'QuotiFakes' are more often than not crap... the picture suits the quote. 5L from me
Sho - August 14, 2012, 6:13 pm, #238417
been a while since I got a 2L xD


I LIKE MY SPACE -




WELL - That's one way of training a dog. I wonder if they do them big enough to fit my wife's neck.


TAGS: dog training
Rating: 4.35/5

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deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:27 pm, #216123
lol
the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:43 pm, #215785
do they come in double-D's?


SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.




CANADIAN COMBINED TRAINING EXERCISE -




I'm going off the rails on a crazy train -




SEVENTEEN -


TAGS: blonde train
Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 10:11 pm, #184109

d'oh...didn't see it
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 2:37 am, #182395
#99220


ALL ABOARD FAIL STATION - EPIC FAIL!




eighteen -


TAGS: blonde joke train
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 4, 2015, 4:11 am, #261042
Sick but a 5er anyways


WELL TRAINED - When I snap my fingers once They line up in formation When I do it twice ... NSFW !


TAGS: well trained
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:56 am, #178397
Perfect!


SOME GET BACK ON -




HAWAMLEH THE TANK ENGINE - Thomas didn't stand a chance.


TAGS: thomas hawamleh engine tribute train
Rating: 4.27/5

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Hawamleh - March 4, 2011, 11:35 am, #213555
I love doing kid's tv shows now that I took thomas' place, next episode. the goat train.


CREATIVITY -




HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !


TAGS: husband train glass
Rating: 3.64/5

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Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm, #153727
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm, #149242
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm, #149171
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am, #149140
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, b****!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am, #149139
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the f*** up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am, #149138
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am, #149134
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am, #149133
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am, #149131
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things


COURTING - It's my final offer. 6 pairs of my favorite trainers, for you daughter's hand in marriage.


TAGS: courting 6 trainers
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:20 pm, #161433
They look like Ugg boots. Obviously considered valuable currency to some.


WITNESS - the perfect storm


TAGS: sheen lohan trainwreck
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 5, 2012, 5:13 pm, #239802

is this shopped or did this actually occur? the mayan calendar doesn't end for a few more months...no. whoa....end game.


REMORSE -




GARY'S DOG -


TAGS: owner trained
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 29, 2014, 7:03 pm, #256850

Well, at least there's that!~
MissPriss - September 29, 2014, 1:54 pm, #256847
Hey 1g I need a 5L placard for my ex that says I pee on trees...any ideas?
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:06 am, #256846
5L/Fav (woof)
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:05 am, #256845
Who’s a good boy....you are...oh, yes your are...now go pee in Vernie’s shoes....like I showed you
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:04 am, #256844
We wear the placard proudly.
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:03 am, #256843
HEY! Is it not the most epic litter box...EVER?! Is it not covered...at least with sprinkles?! aaaand...where else do you suggest, hmmmmmm?


Male or Female -




RONNIE BIGGS -


TAGS: ronnie biggs train robber
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - December 21, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251644
Won't be missed at all!


plunger hats -




Ummm -




Spawn -




Political Solutions -


TAGS: train bridge damage
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - April 16, 2014, 7:07 pm, #254342
There is a possibility that I may have had this picture in ph**oshop.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:38 am, #254332
Is that an optical illusion at or does the bridge actuall yhave no supports.


Off Peak -




when i grow up -




I'm the king of the wor....... -




deportment -


TAGS: train work jump
Rating: 4.69/5

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MOTIVATED -




COACH -




Personal Trainer -




THE RIGHT TRACK -


TAGS: my train of thought derailed
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:54 am, #163018
Great
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm, #162934

that is pretty deep thinking there Haar


FREIGHT TRAIN -




score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am, #255350
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


IN TRAINING - Future High School Bully




WATERBOARDING -




BIKE -


TAGS: training wheels
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:28 am, #244055
lol... good capture... this pic has been used also on poster evolution ;)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:33 am, #244040

Lol...nice


tunnels -




DELL BOOGEYING -


TAGS: ray charles planes trains automobiles
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:11 am, #226957
Brother Ray!


11 MORE DAYS TICK TICK -




HOWEVER YOU SAY IT -




SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.


TAGS: trains hide little boys screams
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm, #192714

PM 5150
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm, #192713
I thank you. I believe I had made the color mistake a few other times. won't go on.
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:25 pm, #192696
5L 5150. Like others said tho, the dark blue is not a good font color to use. Amsome poster tho
pzykosiz - September 6, 2010, 7:01 pm, #192596
the jokes a bit hard to read cause of teh color but still 5L's
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:42 pm, #192573
thank you for the advice.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:16 pm, #192569
I have an idea............... post will be in que
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:30 pm, #192566

there will always be haters & 1L bombers.
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm, #192565

5L despite having to turn all the lights off to read the tiny blue print.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 3:27 pm, #192562
Thanks. According to the votes, somebody seems to disagree. I wish people would leave tips and suggestions on mine even if they didnt like it. I don't revenge vote.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:01 pm, #192555

I gotta tell you, this one is great
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 2:59 pm, #192554
nope. I believe there are enough guys here covering the van angle. I just find it funny. I dont want to make every van joke into a tribute.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:43 pm, #192551

Profound.....something we need to know there 5150?


MIDNIGHT SERENADE -




TRAINING ROOM - In Case You Want to Become a Jedi While Checking Out a Book at the Library




Constipation -




NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: proper training sets the stage
Rating: 3.42/5

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spacedog - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am, #119890
Honeymoon in Detroit.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 6:59 pm, #119779
Love it.


RESTRAINING ORDER? -




BEAR CAVALRY BOOT CAMP -


TAGS: bear cavalry training boot camp
Rating: 3.15/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 9:46 pm, #242023
I'm just not seeing any reference to horsemanship.
mariand - December 29, 2012, 9:10 pm, #242021
nice play of words, Emilio...;)
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 8:46 pm, #242016
Calvary?


Restraint -


TAGS: dogs attack restraint
Rating: 3.14/5

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RAWR - March 27, 2009, 8:28 pm, #68509
rawr rawr rawr, why is everyone acting critic-y like? :O oh, my baby's are all grown up :>
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 4:50 pm, #28166
Makes ya go, "Hmm, what happens next? Does he do it? Tune in next time!" Brilliant picture.
Sean - October 13, 2008, 8:43 pm, #27437
This is great. Excellent delivery, and with a pic that doesn't do all the funny work for you. Love it. Bye.


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